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Worship Guide ads for your parking ministry

05/21/2009

Option 1

ATTENTION SUN LOVERS

The (insert church name here) is now offering a limited number of service opportunities with benefits that include unlimited outdoor fun. A colorful uniform (orange vest) is provided at no cost as well as umbrellas, cold water, and unlimited sunscreen. In the winter you are able to experience the mild winters of north Texas up close and personal. This opportunity is not for wimps or those who are easily made uncomfortable in the elements. Men and women, this is the opportunity you have been waiting for. Email ____________ before these opportunities are all taken. Grab your sunscreen and we will see you at the parking lot!

Option 2

The (insert church name here) is now offering a limited number of service opportunities with benefits that include unlimited outdoor fun. The opportunity is the Parking Ministry! It is not for wimps or those who are easily made uncomfortable in the elements. Men and women , this is the opportunity you have been waiting for. Email ____________ before these opportunities are all taken.

Option 3

AFRAID OF THE SWINE FLU?

Avoid crowded places by working in the great outdoors in the Met parking ministry. Limited positions available. Contact ____________ at ___________.

Your health depends on it!

Option 4

PARK, DON’T BARK!

We need parkers, not barkers. Become a parker today.
Contact ____________ at ____________.

Leave the barking to the dogs!

Option 5

DO YOU LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE WHERE TO PUT IT?!

If so, you need to be a (insert church name here) Parker. They put cars in the right place every weekend. Contact ____________ at ____________.

Option 6

Unbeknown to you, The (insert church name here) recently did a color analysis of you as you entered the worship center. The results are in. You look best in orange! The parking ministry has a vest and a personal cone for you. Get yours by contacting ____________ at ____________.

Option 7

DO NOT LET YOUR TEENAGER READ THIS!

Remember how much fun you had parking as a teenager? Well, you still can enjoy parking as an adult. The (insert church name here) Parking Ministry needs you. Grab your Chap Stick and contact ____________ at ____________.

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